Monster Escapes Storage Room

Last night, a deadly monster escaped the storage closet and wreaked terror upon innocent Boston Life victims. Here, you see the reaction from Kelsey and Sung Won. Clearly, they were terrified. However, I am pleased to announce that no serious injuries occurred. In fact, I was able to grab the monster by his throat and hypnotize him with my dreamy violet-brown eyes so that he was incapable of violence. Many people cheered loudly and said I saved the day. It's so embarrassing--I guess everybody is calling me a hero. But really, I'm not a hero. I'm just a humble person who cares about her community and believes monsters belong in storybooks and not in schools.